Kumikyoku Kirbopher15's Karaoke Lyrics

== WARNING: THIS SONG CONTAINS SOME HARSH LYRICS WITH FOUL LANGUAGE AND NON-SERIOUS BASHING OF STUFF YOU PROBABLY LIKE. ==

Okay, so upon discovering the "Nico Nico Douga Medley" and falling in love with this meme that FAR surpases shit such as the caramelldansen, and on a sheer stroke of boredom...I stayed up until 6 in the morning writing lyrics to my own "version" of the Medley. There's other "song" versions of the techno mix that are out there, but I tried not listening to very many of them in order to attempt bringing something fresh with this one.

Basically, the lyrics are in the form of a "Rant by Kirbopher" and each time the mix switches to another song from a certain anime and/or video game, the subject switches to that...with the exception of a few that I know absolutely NOTHING about, in which case I sang about knowing nothing about them! I DID do some research though, and also managed to throw in some references to the song's creation, the issue of everything ever made being put on YouTube without permission, and I even spoke about some of my own stuff.

Just as a head's up though, while the lyrics may have a lot of "hate" in them, I promise that I don't really mean half the stuff I'm talking about as far as bashing's concerned. However, I know I'm going to get hate mail and bad reviews about that anyway. Along with my non-serious poking at certain anime and video games included here, to anyone I know personally that I referenced during the actual song, I swear it's just a joke! Don't be pissed!

Anyway, I put several, SEVERAL hours into this thing. I'm not expecting people, especially my friends, to think it's anything that extraordinary despite it being 10 minutes long. Either case, I had fun doin' it, so I hope you guys at least get a kick out of it. HIT PLAY.





NICO NICO DOUGA ~ Kirbomix (lyrics)

TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN

01. Agent Yory o Yuku - THE IDOLM@STER
What the fuck is wrong with all you you all are insane in the membrane
I don't get why in the hell this is so popular today...
I seriously don't get it
Oh god why am I doing this?
You're all gonna throw a shitfit
And I sound totally gay
I know I'm going to pay

...why did I decide to do this?

First off, who's idea was it to make video games, all about the
Stupid pop singers that all get worshipped by the weeaboos
But then again I guess that
A bunch'a teenagers that like to watch some hotly drawn girls in those skimpy
outfits would, totally buy that shit. I guess if that's what does it for ya!

02. Hare Hare Yukai - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Next off we come to this little show, a story about a bunch of underage girls
Well I guess I get, why otaku, would think it's really great.
Nevertheless I just gotta say, I watched every episode and it's gay!
Well maybe not, completely crappy...still it may be overrated.

I can smell the hate mail...pouring to my inbox
Oh well I asked for it, so give, me your best shot!

03. StepMania - Kanbu de Tomatte Sugu Tokeru (Crazy Udonge-In) - Touhou Project
I've never tried Stepmania before, then again I'm not that good at DDR of course.
Hearing the name reminds me of something else and it makes me angry as hell...

04. Help me, ERINNNNNN!! - Touhou Project
Oh help me, and I totally forgot...but there was once a guy who went by ZUN online.
But I won't lie, I don't know anything about whatever Touhou project might be. Oh well...

05. nowhere - MADLAX
(I don't care, I don't care, I don't have to impress you mugs)
(I don't care, I don't care, you're probably not even listening)
(I don't care, I don't care, go outside and fuck yourself)
Madlax, sounds to me, like a drug-
Poor ADV, they're a dying breed. Sorry Chris Patton NO MORE GREED.
Gurren Lagann could've been yours to have, too bad you don't got what Bandai has.
All you've got now's Evangelion - OH!

06. Critias' Claw - Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters
NOT THAT YOU'RE COMPLAINING...

...DANCE BREAK.

DRAW! MONSTER CARD!!

07. GONG - Super Robot Wars Alpha 3
I remember what I was mad about, a long time ago I had to shout
about a certain music video that I did, and the little YouTube kids...

08. Mori no Kinoko ni go Youjin (Beware the Forest's Mushrooms) - Super Mario RPG
Stealing all my movies is super-simple, all you do is capture the video...
WITHOUT ANY OF MY PERMISSION.

09. Butter-Fly - Digimon Adventure
Zach, are you listening?
Yes? Good.
This is from Digimon.
Go-fig.
I did it just for you.
LOVE...ME...
Now...listen closely, to me.

10. Makka na Chikai - Buso Renkin
This comic artist should've just quit right after Kenshin's end...
Well maybe that's not the most fair thing to say, after all.
I've never read Buso Renkin and I don't plan to
But if that's what you're into then feel free to tell me "screw you!"

11. Airman ga Taosenai / (Original by Sera, based on Mega Man 2)
I hadn't heard about this Airman thing but everybody knows I can't get enough Megaman
So I decided to check it out to see what's up and holy fucking shit this video's really good!
It doesn't quite sound exactly like the original BGM that went along with Airman back in the game.
But nonetheless the animation's gorgeous I'll have to see if this guy's done anything else, 'cuz holy shit!

12. Yuuki VS Iji - Musical: The Prince of Tennis
Prince of Tennis, I've got no interest, it's got nothing to do with how the characters
happen to all look just like women...Tennis blows.

13. Uninstall - Bokurano
Uninstall, uninstall...I know nothing of where this one comes from, though
Gonzo has yet to steer me in the wrong direction except for Bakuretsu Tenchi (Burst Angel)
Even so, even so...not everything that they make is "anime gold"
Bokurano looks cool, but I lack the cash to support another giant robot show.

14. Tori no Uta - Air
This literally means "Song of Birds"...doesn't that just sound so original...
I apologize for stretching on good lyrics but I have to make due...with what to work with.
I have yet to see Air in the form of a show...
But it's fun to breathe because, last time I checked you need to breathe air...or you'll die.

15. you - When They Cry
"When They Cry" I laugh, sorry I don't know anything about this show!
Guess, I am not as big of an anime fan as I thought.
All I know is Kyle's in it and he is an awesome guy, indeed.
But, I digress. I think we're getting a little off-track by now...

16. Marisa wa Taihen na Mono wo Nusunde Ikimashita - Touhou Project
So, I found out...
How this mon-strocity of a song came to exist...
All because the Taiwanese thought they could beat the musical talents of their Japanese counterparts!

That sounds really dumb!
...and now this thing exists!
Yet I'm singing it so I guess I'm a fucking hypocrite!

But I'll live with that...
Since this is kinda fun!
Not to mention now my favorite NES-era song has come!


...


Oh...I'm singin' this part however I want because this Megaman track is MINE.
YOU BITCH.
YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!

17. Wily Stage 1 - Mega Man 2
Upon the sunset, this final stage, appears!
The giant fortress of Doctor Wily!
Run, as the music rings in my ears
MEGAMAN, IT'S NOT MEGAMAN SEVEN!
It doesn't matter, 'cuz I love them all, you know that!
Something about curry, not one damn clue...
Nor do I eat it, with a silver spoon.
ULTRAMAN, THAT'S RIGHT IT'S ULTRAMAN SEVEN!
Even though he's got nothing to do with the song
I could care less, because "Yuukichan's Papa" is my new fucking GOD.
Don't you criticize me, you don't know what
"OKKUSENMAN! OKKUSENMAN!"
means but I doubt that'll even keep this part from being the best. (I don't care anymore)
Kimi ga kureta yuuki wa OKKUSENMAN! OKKUSENMAN!
haansugisarishi kisetsu wa DRAMATIC

18. God knows... - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
And now we're back to Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu.
What in the fuck is so good about this godforsaken and out-of-order anime show.
I doubt I'll ever understand the "deep and inner meanings" but that's okay,
I'll enjoy it for what it is while the rest of the world, will stay obsessed.
I guess only God Knows.

19. Motteke! Sailor Fuku - Lucky Star
But if we're talkin' shows that I don't get, then Lucky Star is just the ticket...
How the fuck this thing managed to take off's beyond me.
I guess the Haruhi characters just weren't "kiddie" enough to appease the pedos...
...or the Wapanese idjits that jerk off to this.

20. Gacha Gacha Herutsu / Figu@Carnival
Seems there is quite a lot of hate I ended up writing into this take.
I guess it's just well deserved to you, as I'm sure this'll spread to YouTube soon...
Oh but here's a factoid to chew on:

21. Sousei no Aquarion - Sousei no Aquarion
Genesis of Aquarion's only use to me was just
That I thought the concept of, orgasmic giant robots was nifty
Hence why everyone in Parody Rangers creams their pants, because:
"When the Robots Come Together, They Come Together"
HA HA I made a funny joke.

22. Futari no Mojipittan - Kotoba no Puzzle: Mojipittan
Almost...yeah we're almost done.
Stay with me...just two more minutes; maybe one.

23. Tsurupettan - Silver Forest (Kana) /
My transformation's just begun!
In addition to some thank-yous, now it's time to have some fun!


24. Here we go! - Super Mario World
All of my gratitude to Nico Nico Douga, thanks to the Japanese...


25. true my heart - Nursery Rhyme
SUPER SAIYANS EXIST~! (AAAAAAAGH!!)

Bet you were expecting me to do something like that?


26. kiss my lips - Saori Sakura single
I have no clue what came over me...
My hatred must increase with every word.
Still, this whole thing's sure been a shit-load 'o fun.

27. RODEO MACHINE - HALFBY
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD...
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD...
What the fuck is GOING ON!?

28. Overture (DRAGON QUEST) - Dragon Quest
Still some subjects left to, touch on such as Dragon Quest.
May not be as popular as Final Fantasy, but this must be said:

29. FINAL FANTASY - Final Fantasy
Square-Enix has NO idea how much money Akira
Toriyama RAKES in for them on his artwork by itself.

30. Gacha Gacha Cu~te - Figu@Mate
Now we're almost done, I swear this time.
Thank you guys for stickin' through.
Now you can go home on the phrase "LET'S GO!"
Ironic no? I don't fuckin' care!


Hope you found this just a tad amusing.
If not then...

I don't really care!
Watch me walk away!
YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF!

31. Aitsukoso ga Tennis no Oujisama - Musical: Prince of Tennis
THIS IS THE END OF THE SONG~

32. Let's Go! Onmyoji - Power Instinct

I'm never doing this again!

LET'S GO!

33. Sakura Sakura - folk song
...

No.

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