Big Bowl Thick Noodles

Kanji	Da Wan Kuan Mian
Romaji	Ge Bi Tai Shan
English	"Big Bowl Thick Noodles"
Original Artist	Kris (Wu Yifan)
Source	Song by Kris (Adapted from an improvisation rap sung by Wu Yifan in 2017)
Original Video URL	https://www.bilibili.com/video/av49775093

Medleys that use this song

• Bilibili's 10th anniversary

Lyrics

Chinese	Pinyin	English
碗大 宽无影	wǎn dà kuān wú yǐng	Big bowl, wide no shade.
面长 消失	miàn cháng xiāo shī	Long noodle disappear,
像儿时的回忆	xiàng ér shí de huí yì	like children's memory.
从来不敢去相信	cóng lái bú gǎn qù xiāng xìn	Never dare to believe
大碗能让你开心	dà wǎn néng ràng nǐ kāi xīn	big bowl make you happy.
但这确是我本意	dàn zhè què shì wǒ běn yì	But that is my meaning,
也许是一种天意	yě xǔ shì yī zhǒng tiān yì	maybe it is a dooming.
切磋武艺切磋一下	qiē cuō wǔ yì qiē cuō yí xià	Feel my kungfu feel my love,
武林高手来一比高下	wǔ lín gāo shǒu lái yī bǐ gāo xià	wulin master fight each other.
千军万马就一声令下	qiān jūn wàn mǎ jiù yī shēng lìng xià	Soilder and horse can hear aha,
面馆相见这千钧一发	miàn guǎn xiāng jiàn zhè qiān jun1 yī fā	meet in noodle shop feel woc.
何必针锋相对	hé bì zhēn fēng xiāng duì	Why do we look so mad,
你看这碗又大又圆	nǐ kàn zhè wǎn yòu dà yòu yuán	you see this bowl is big round.
相聚就要举起杯	xiāng jù jiù yào jǔ qǐ bēi	Cheer up when we met,
你看这面又长又宽	nǐ kàn zhè miàn yòu cháng yòu kuān	you see this noodle long and wise.
武侠小说看流泪	wǔ xiá xiǎo shuō kàn liú lèi	Wuxia novel make me cry,
从来不相信魔鬼	cóng lái bú xiāng xìn mó guǐ	never trust in demon.
有时生活特别累	yǒu shí shēng huó tè bié lèi	Life sometimes can be tired,
别馋大碗宽面别流泪	bié chán dà wǎn kuān miàn bié liú lèi	no big bowl and no cry.
这碗大	zhè wǎn dà	Bowl is big,
千万别虚荣心作祟	qiān wàn bié xū róng xīn zuò suì	do not let vanity fuck your life.
真心话	zhēn xīn huà	Word is real,
这大碗宽面也很贵	zhè dà wǎn kuān miàn yě hěn guì	this big bowl noodle fuck your mind.
先别说话	xiān bié shuō huà	Don't say a word,
不想给你机会先别怼	bù xiǎng gěi nǐ jī huì xiān bié duì	there is no chance for your scold.
就散了吧	jiù sàn le ba	Scatter ba,
听完这首歌就洗洗睡	tīng wán zhè shǒu gē jiù xǐ xǐ shuì	this song will make you go to bed.
遍体鳞伤是爱你的代价的话	biàn tǐ lín shāng shì ài nǐ de dài jià de huà	If those were what should pay for.
ok我也只能忍了	ok wǒ yě zhī néng rěn le	OK, quit it!
Batman 你说战斗力太差	Batman nǐ shuō zhàn dòu lì tài chà	Batman sucks cause combat unloved
xman 你说人物太杂	xman nǐ shuō rén wù tài zá	X-man complex and you don't like
只喜欢 内心纯洁的人猿泰山	zhī xǐ huān nèi xīn chún jié de rén yuán tài shān ！	Only like the innocent and honest Tarzan.
我是隔壁的泰山	wǒ shì gé bì de tài shān	I'm the Tarzan next door,
抓住爱情的藤蔓	zhuā zhù ài qíng de téng wǎn	Grab the vines made love more,
听我说 嗷~	tīng wǒ shuō áo ~	Listen to me ao~
你是美丽的珍妮	nǐ shì měi lì de zhēn nī	You are beautiful Janny,
牵着我的手去浪迹天涯 嗷～	qiān zhe wǒ de shǒu qù làng jì tiān yá áo ～	Now let's go everywhere just hold my hand ao~
别怕我的姑娘 ~嗷	bié pà wǒ de gū niáng ~áo	Don't be afraid my girl ao~
Go cheetah get banana hey monkey get funky		Go cheetah get banana hey monkey get funky
Go cheetah get banana		Go cheetah get banana
慢慢的 走过来 靠近我 就是现在	màn màn de zǒu guò lái kào jìn wǒ jiù shì xiàn zài	Slowly, comes to me, close to me, RIGHT NOW
我就是你心中的人猿泰山！	wǒ jiù shì nǐ xīn zhōng de rén yuán tài shān ！	I am your heart-wanted hero TARZAN THE APE
我是隔壁的泰山	wǒ shì gé bì de tài shān	I'm the Tarzan next door,
抓住爱情的藤蔓	zhuā zhù ài qíng de téng wǎn	Grab the vines made love more,
听我说 嗷~	tīng wǒ shuō áo ~	Listen to me ao~
你是美丽的珍妮	nǐ shì měi lì de zhēn nī	You are beautiful Janny,
牵着我的手去浪迹天涯 嗷～	qiān zhe wǒ de shǒu qù làng jì tiān yá áo ～	Now let's go everywhere just hold my hand ao~
别怕我的姑娘 ~嗷	bié pà wǒ de gū niáng ~áo	Don't be afraid my girl ao~

Source

• English Lyrics from https://www.bilibili.com/video/av51005065/