Big Bowl Thick Noodles

Kanji	"大碗宽面"
Romaji	"Da Wan Kuan Mian"
English	"Big Bowl Thick Noodles"
Original Artist	Kris (Wu Yifan)
Source	Song by Kris (Adapted from an improvisation rap sung by Wu Yifan in 2017)
Original Video URL	https://www.bilibili.com/video/av49775093

Medleys that use this song

• Bilibili's 10th anniversary

Lyrics

Chinese	Pinyin	English
碗大 宽无影	wǎn dà kuān wú yǐng	Big bowl, wide no shade.
面长 消失	miàn cháng xiāo shī	Long noodle disappear,
像儿时的回忆	xiàng ér shí de huí yì	like children's memory.
从来不敢去相信	cóng lái bú gǎn qù xiāng xìn	Never dare to believe
大碗能让你开心	dà wǎn néng ràng nǐ kāi xīn	big bowl make you happy.
但这确是我本意	dàn zhè què shì wǒ běn yì	But that is my meaning,
也许是一种天意	yě xǔ shì yī zhǒng tiān yì	maybe it is a dooming.
切磋武艺切磋一下	qiē cuō wǔ yì qiē cuō yí xià	Feel my kungfu feel my love,
武林高手来一比高下	wǔ lín gāo shǒu lái yī bǐ gāo xià	wulin master fight each other.
千军万马就一声令下	qiān jūn wàn mǎ jiù yī shēng lìng xià	Soilder and horse can hear aha,
面馆相见这千钧一发	miàn guǎn xiāng jiàn zhè qiān jun1 yī fā	meet in noodle shop feel woc.
何必针锋相对	hé bì zhēn fēng xiāng duì	Why do we look so mad,
你看这碗又大又圆	nǐ kàn zhè wǎn yòu dà yòu yuán	you see this bowl is big round.
相聚就要举起杯	xiāng jù jiù yào jǔ qǐ bēi	Cheer up when we met,
你看这面又长又宽	nǐ kàn zhè miàn yòu cháng yòu kuān	you see this noodle long and wise.
武侠小说看流泪	wǔ xiá xiǎo shuō kàn liú lèi	Wuxia novel make me cry,
从来不相信魔鬼	cóng lái bú xiāng xìn mó guǐ	never trust in demon.
有时生活特别累	yǒu shí shēng huó tè bié lèi	Life sometimes can be tired,
别馋大碗宽面别流泪	bié chán dà wǎn kuān miàn bié liú lèi	no big bowl and no cry.
这碗大	zhè wǎn dà	Bowl is big,
千万别虚荣心作祟	qiān wàn bié xū róng xīn zuò suì	do not let vanity fuck your life.
真心话	zhēn xīn huà	Word is real,
这大碗宽面也很贵	zhè dà wǎn kuān miàn yě hěn guì	this big bowl noodle fuck your mind.
先别说话	xiān bié shuō huà	Don't say a word,
不想给你机会先别怼	bù xiǎng gěi nǐ jī huì xiān bié duì	there is no chance for your scold.
就散了吧	jiù sàn le ba	Scatter ba,
听完这首歌就洗洗睡	tīng wán zhè shǒu gē jiù xǐ xǐ shuì	this song will make you go to bed.
我这一生漂泊四海 看淡了今朝	wǒ zhè yī shēng piāo bó sì hǎi kàn dàn le jīn zhāo	In my life wander around look down today
月高高地挂无暇	yuè gāo gāo de guà wú xiá	moon is high and dirty
人生能有几次机会 相聚甚是少	rén shēng néng yǒu jǐ cì jī huì xiàng jù shèn shì shǎo	Gather chance is too few, feel like shit.
情谊别轻易忘掉	qíng yì bié qīng yì wàng diào	Do not throw your friendship.
Ah wu ah nah		Ah wu ah nah
Ah wu ah yeh		Ah wu ah yeh
Ohh 人生如戏开个小玩笑 玩笑	Ohh rén shēng rú xì kāi gè xiǎo wán xiào wán xiào	Ohh Life is a movie make a joke,
别去轻易否定自己	bié qù qīng yì fǒu dìng zì jǐ	do not be frustrated.
你拥有你的天地	nǐ yōng yǒu nǐ de tiān dì	You should be yiur own lead.
没人能够把你定义	méi rén néng gòu bǎ nǐ dìng yì	No one could make you pee,
快乐才是真谛	kuài lè cái shì zhēn dì	being happy is the key.
所以何必针锋相对	suǒ yǐ hé bì zhēn fēng xiāng duì	Why do we look so mad,
你看这碗又大又圆	nǐ kàn zhè wǎn yòu dà yòu yuán	you see this bowl is big round.
相聚就要举起杯	xiāng jù jiù yào jǔ qǐ bēi	Cheer up when we met,
你看这面又长又宽	nǐ kàn zhè miàn yòu cháng yòu kuān	you see this noodle long and wise.
感觉 镜花水月	gǎn jué jìng huā shuǐ yuè	Feel like mirror.
我一声笑傲江湖	wǒ yī shēng xiào ào jiāng hú	I laugh at Jianghu,
我只身闯江湖	wǒ zhī shēn chuǎng jiāng hú	I go to Jianghu,
何必分出胜负	hé bì fēn chū shèng fù	so donot care the Kung Fu.
这碗大	zhè wǎn dà	Bowl is big,
千万别虚荣心作祟	qiān wàn bié xū róng xīn zuò suì	do not let vanity fuck your life.
真心话	zhēn xīn huà	Word is real,
这大碗宽面也很贵	zhè dà wǎn kuān miàn yě hěn guì	this big bowl noodle fuck your mind.
先别说话	xiān bié shuō huà	Don't say a word,
不想给你机会先别怼	bù xiǎng gěi nǐ jī huì xiān bié duì	there is no chance for your scold.
就散了吧	jiù sàn le ba	Scatter ba,
听完这首歌就洗洗睡	tīng wán zhè shǒu gē jiù xǐ xǐ shuì	this song will make you go to bed.
我这一生漂泊四海 看淡了今朝	wǒ zhè yī shēng piāo bó sì hǎi kàn dàn le jīn zhāo	In my life wander around look down today
月高高地挂无暇	yuè gāo gāo de guà wú xiá	moon is high and dirty
人生能有几次机会 相聚甚是少	rén shēng néng yǒu jǐ cì jī huì xiàng jù shèn shì shǎo	Gather chance is too few, feel like shit.
情谊别轻易忘掉	qíng yì bié qīng yì wàng diào	Do not throw your friendship.
门前雨落下	mén qián yǔ luò xià	Rain fall out the door,
我浪迹天涯	wǒ làng jì tiān yá	I go round the world.
有儿女情长	yǒu ér nǚ qíng cháng	Have daughter and son,
悲欢离合呀	bēi huān lí hé ya	be happy be down.
一声笑傲江湖	yì shēng xiào ào jiāng hú	Laugh at Jianghu,
闯江湖	chuǎng jiāng hú	to Jianghu,
分出胜负	fēn chū shèng fù	care the Kung Fu.
你看这个面它又长又宽	nǐ kàn zhè gè miàn tā yòu cháng yòu kuān	Looking this noodle is long and wide,
就像这个碗它又大又圆	jiù xiàng zhè gè wǎn tā yòu dà yòu yuán	like you see this bowl is big and round.
你看这个面它又长又宽	nǐ kàn zhè gè miàn tā yòu cháng yòu kuān	Looking this noodle is long and wide,
就像这个碗它又大又圆	jiù xiàng zhè gè wǎn tā yòu dà yòu yuán	like you see this bowl is big and round.

Notes

• In the year of 2017, Kris (Wu Yifan) made an improvisation rap in Shaanxi Dialect on show, the lyrics looks so weird and amusing that quickly became a meme in China. Everyone laughs Kris for superficial rap skill at that time.
• In the year of 2019, Kris made this song and that is prove that his rap skill is great. This song won a good response.

Source

• English lyrics from https://www.bilibili.com/video/av51005065/.