Cirno's Perfect Math Class

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Kanji: チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室
Romaji: Cirno no Perfect Sansuu Kyoushitsu
English: "Cirno's Perfect Math Class"
Original Artist: ZUN (arranged by IOSYS)
Source: Touhou Project BGM (arranged by IOSYS)
Original Video URL: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5054636


Medleys that use this song

Lyrics

Minna! CHIRUNO no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo! Everybody! It's the beginning of Cirno's math class!
Atai mitai na tensai mezashite, ganbatte itte ne! To become a genius like me, do your best!

KIRAKIRA DAIAMONDO Kagayaku hoshi no you ni A sparkling diamond, like a shining star
Eikou Shiboukou nantoka shite hairou Glory, my preferred school, I'll get in somehow
Tensai Shuusai TOPPU mezashite GO GO!! Genius, prodigy, aim for the top, GO GO!!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon! Wait, no, I'm not an idiot!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
BAKAtte iu hou ga BAKA na no yo! The one saying idiot is the idiot!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Nani yo, urusai wa ne! Kono BAKA! What, how annoying! You idiot!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

Koumakan kara BASU ga dete Hajime ni sannin norimashita A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start
Hakugyokurou de hitori orite Hanjin dake norimashita At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded
Yakumo-san chi de futari orite Kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da? At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people
Naze nara naze nara sore wa That's because, that's because,
Gensokyo ni BASU nai There are no buses in Gensokyo!

Yama ochi imi nado nai wa There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu! With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!

Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru Because there are only two round eyeballs,
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan There are three needles, it's as clear as mud

Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
Kooru heya no naka In the frozen-aired room
Hin'yari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu Without considering the temperature or time
Yukkuri shiteitte ne! Take it easy!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Dakara, BAKA ja naitte itteru desho! I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I?
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo! Give it a rest or I'll freeze you!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Soshite, konagona ni natte chireba ii no yo! Then you can shatter into little pieces!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase
Eientei no Eirin ga benshou shi ni kimashita yo Eientei's Eirin came to reimburse her
Shiranpuri no itazura Tewi Kekkyoku The prankster Tewi feigns ignorance; what is the final
baishoukingaku ikura? amount of compensation?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en The answer is, the answer is, zero yen, zero yen,
Naze nara naze nara sore wa That's because, that's because
Sonna tsubo aru wake nai There's no way that vase exists

Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai no shinri ga aru The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense
Himitsu no suuji mezashite ichi, ni, kyuu! Aiming for the secret digit, 1, 2, 9!

HERAHERA niyake nagara GERAGERA warai nagara Laughing foolishly, laughing loud
Uzzaa Inaba usagi kawaige mo nai no ni Inaba, annoying rabbit, though she's loveless
Shinzan no chuu domo wa HOI HOI HOI Brings in immature newcomers handily, handily, handily

Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante They watch it 1000000 times, what ignorant fools!
Dou yuu koto na no yo Dochira ka tte yuu nara What is this about?! I may as well say
SAABAA kanri mo otsukare-san te toko ne! Good job, server management!

Wakatta, atai ga amari ni mo tensai dakara I got it! Because I'm such a genius,
Shitto shiterun deshou? You're jealous, aren't you?
HONTO shou ga nai wa ne~ You're really just too much~
Sekkaku dakara atai no tensai no hiketsu wo Since you really want me to, I'll teach you
Chotto dake oshiete agete mo ii wa yo? a little of the secret to my genius, okay?
Arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru Every, every, every, every,
Arayuru arayuru eichi wo Every, every wisdom
Atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo Even if you gather, gather, gather, gather it
Atai no atai no atai no atai no My, my, my, my,
Atai no atai no joubu na My, my strong
Atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai Head, head, head, head can't be matched by you

Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast,
Asameshi asameshi tabetara Breakfast, breakfast, after that I
Akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo hineru Twist, twist, twist, twist,twist, twist a baby's hand
Atai wa atai wa atai wa atai wa I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
Atai wa atai wa kanpeki I'm, I'm flawless
Iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru PAAFEKUTO What is called, what is called, what is called, what is called perfect!

Hyaku oku chou man BACCHIRII! One-hundred billion trillion thousand good!

Yama ochi imi nado nai wa There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu! With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!

Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru Because there are only two round eyeballs,
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan There are three needles, it's as clear as mud

Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
Kooru heya no naka In the frozen-aired room
Hin'yari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu Without considering the temperature or time
Yukkuri shiteitte ne! Take it easy!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
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BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Mou BAKA de ii wa yo! Shiranaitsu! Fine, call me an idiot! I don't care anymore!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

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