Ie ni Kaeru to Tsuma ga Kanarazu Shinda Furi wo Shiteimasu.
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Jump to navigationJump to search| Kanji | "家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。" |
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| Romaji | "Ie ni Kaeru to Tsuma ga Kanarazu Shinda Furi wo Shiteimasu." |
| English | "When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead." |
| Original Artist | Hobonichi-P |
| Source | Vocaloid (Hatsune Miku) song by Hobonichi-P |
| Original Video URL | http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11480547 |
Medleys that use this song
Lyrics
| Romaji | English |
| doa o aketara tsuma ga taoreteru | As I open the door, I find my wife collapsed on the floor |
| senaka ni tsuki sasaru houchou | with a kitchen knife stuck into her back |
| yuka wa chimamire | with the floor completely covered in blood |
| shiranai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shirenai | If a stranger saw this, he'd probably faint |
| boku ga ochi tsuite | After I calm myself down, I laugh and say, |
| "kyou no wa souji ga taihen sou da" to warau to | "Today's scene looks like a real pain to clean up." |
| tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku souni | My wife, still lying face-down and looking pleased with herself, |
| kukuku to waratteta | was laughing mischievously |
| ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu | When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead |
| asu wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka | What kind of death will she have tomorrow? |
| yosou sura dekinai | I dare not even guess |
| aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari | One day she had an arrow pierced through her head |
| gunpuku de juuhou kakaete tari | And another she had held a gun in a military uniform |
| manbou no kigurumi ga shindeta toki wa | The one time I saw a sunfish mascot lying dead, |
| doa shime youka to omotta | I had the urge to close the door and leave |
| atokatazuke mo kekkou taihen de | The clean-up afterwards was always a huge pain, |
| yuka no chinori o arattari | having to wash the fake blood off the floor |
| ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru no wa | Please, for the sake of everyone's sanity, |
| kanben shite hoshii | don't cook dinner with that arrow still stuck in you |
| ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu | When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead |
| chotto homeru to choushi ni noru kara | The smallest of praise only encourages her more, |
| dekiru dake suruu de | so I play it cool as much as possible |
| kekkon mae wa isogashikute mo | Before we were married, no matter how busy I was, |
| kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta | I was always happy just to see her |
| tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashite | We'd take spontaneous midnight drives |
| umi mi ni ittari shita no ni | and trips to the sea |
| kekkon chokugo hajimete buka o mochi | But after the wedding, I was promoted, had my own employees- |
| shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta | -and my work had become a lot of fun |
| ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi | Not even once did I think about how my wife felt |
| kangaete inakatta | staying home all alone waiting for me |
| ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru no wa | When I come home, is the reason my wife pretends to be dead |
| ano koro no futari ni modoritai kara ka | because she misses who we were back then? |
| boku ni wa wakaranai | I don't know. |
| ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga | If getting to see the theatrics of my wife, who waits for me to come home, |
| bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba | is the way we share our love, |
| sore wa sore de ari darou | then what's wrong with that? |
| ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu | When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead |
| kyou wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka | What kind of death will she have today? |
| kitai shite akeru doa | Excited, I open the door |
Source
- Romaji and English lyrics found at https://vocaloidlyrics.fandom.com/
