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   | kanjiname = "チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室"
   | kanjiname = チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室
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   | romajiname = "Chiruno no Paafekuto Sansuu Kyoushitsu"
   | romajiname = Cirno no Perfect Sansuu Kyoushitsu
 
 
   | englishname = "Cirno's Perfect Math Class"
 
   | englishname = "Cirno's Perfect Math Class"
 
   | originalartist = ZUN (arranged by IOSYS)
 
   | originalartist = ZUN (arranged by IOSYS)
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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
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|Koumakan kara BASU ga dete Hajime ni sannin norimashita
 
|Koumakan kara BASU ga dete Hajime ni sannin norimashita
 
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|A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start
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|-
 
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|Hakugyokurou de hitori orite Hanjin dake norimashita
 
|Hakugyokurou de hitori orite Hanjin dake norimashita
 
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|At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded
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|-
 
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|Yakumo-san chi de futari orite Kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da?
 
|Yakumo-san chi de futari orite Kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da?
 
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|At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?
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|-
 
|-
 
|Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin
 
|Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin
 
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|The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people
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|-
 
|-
 
|Naze nara naze nara sore wa
 
|Naze nara naze nara sore wa
 
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|That's because, that's because,
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|-
 
|-
 
|Gensokyo ni BASU nai
 
|Gensokyo ni BASU nai
|A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start
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|There are no buses in Gensokyo!
At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded
 
At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?
 
The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people
 
That's because, that's because,
 
There are no buses in Gensokyo!
 
 
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|-
 
|<br>
 
|<br>
 
|-
 
|-
 
|Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
 
|Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
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|There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu!
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|-
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|KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
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|Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
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|-
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|Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu!
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|With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!
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|-
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|<br>
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|-
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|Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru
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|Because there are only two round eyeballs,
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|-
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|Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
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|The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
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|-
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|Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan
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|There are three needles, it's as clear as mud
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|-
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|<br>
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|-
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|Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
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|Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
 +
|-
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|Kooru heya no naka
 +
|In the frozen-aired room
 +
|-
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|Hin'yari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
 +
|Without considering the temperature or time
 +
|-
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|Yukkuri shiteitte ne!
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|Take it easy!
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|-
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|<br>
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|-
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|BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
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|IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
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|-
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|Dakara, BAKA ja naitte itteru desho!
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|I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I?
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|-
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|BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
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|IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
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|-
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|Ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo!
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|Give it a rest or I'll freeze you!
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|-
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|BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
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|IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
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|-
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|Soshite, konagona ni natte chireba ii no yo!
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|Then you can shatter into little pieces!
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|-
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|BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
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|IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
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|-
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|<br>
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|-
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|Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta
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|At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase
 +
|-
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|Eientei no Eirin ga benshou shi ni kimashita yo
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|Eientei's Eirin came to reimburse her
 +
|-
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|Shiranpuri no itazura Tewi Kekkyoku
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|The prankster Tewi feigns ignorance; what is the final
 +
|-
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|baishoukingaku ikura?
 +
|amount of compensation?
 +
|-
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|Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en
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|The answer is, the answer is, zero yen, zero yen,
 +
|-
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|Naze nara naze nara sore wa
 +
|That's because, that's because
 +
|-
 +
|Sonna tsubo aru wake nai
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|There's no way that vase exists
 +
|-
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|<br>
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|-
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|Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai no shinri ga aru
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|The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense
 +
|-
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|Himitsu no suuji mezashite ichi, ni, kyuu!
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|Aiming for the secret digit, 1, 2, 9!
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|-
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|<br>
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|-
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|HERAHERA niyake nagara GERAGERA warai nagara
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|Laughing foolishly, laughing loud
 +
|-
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|Uzzaa Inaba usagi kawaige mo nai no ni
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|Inaba, annoying rabbit, though she's loveless
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|-
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|Shinzan no chuu domo wa HOI HOI HOI
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|Brings in immature newcomers handily, handily, handily
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|-
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|<br>
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|-
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|Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante
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|They watch it 1000000 times, what ignorant fools!
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|-
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|Dou yuu koto na no yo Dochira ka tte yuu nara
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|What is this about?! I may as well say
 
|-
 
|-
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|SAABAA kanri mo otsukare-san te toko ne!
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|Good job, server management!
 
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|-
|
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|<br>
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|-
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|Wakatta, atai ga amari ni mo tensai dakara
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|I got it! Because I'm such a genius,
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|-
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|Shitto shiterun deshou?
 +
|You're jealous, aren't you?
 +
|-
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|HONTO shou ga nai wa ne~
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|You're really just too much~
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|-
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|Sekkaku dakara atai no tensai no hiketsu wo
 +
|Since you really want me to, I'll teach you
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|-
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|Chotto dake oshiete agete mo ii wa yo?
 +
|a little of the secret to my genius, okay?
 +
|-
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|Arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru
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|Every, every, every, every,
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|-
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|Arayuru arayuru eichi wo
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|Every, every wisdom
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|-
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|Atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo
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|Even if you gather, gather, gather, gather it
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|-
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|Atai no atai no atai no atai no
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|My, my, my, my,
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|-
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|Atai no atai no joubu na
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|My, my strong
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|-
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|Atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai
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|Head, head, head, head can't be matched by you
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|-
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|<br>
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|-
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|Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi
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|Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast,
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|-
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|Asameshi asameshi tabetara
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|Breakfast, breakfast, after that I
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|-
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|Akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo hineru
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|Twist, twist, twist, twist,twist, twist a baby's hand
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|-
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|Atai wa atai wa atai wa atai wa
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|I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
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|-
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|Atai wa atai wa kanpeki
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|I'm, I'm flawless
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|-
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|Iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru PAAFEKUTO
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|What is called, what is called, what is called, what is called perfect!
 +
|-
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|<br>
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|-
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|Hyaku oku chou man BACCHIRII!
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|One-hundred billion trillion thousand good!
 +
|-
 +
|<br>
 +
|-
 +
|Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
 
|There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
 
|There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
 
With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!
 
 
|-
 
|-
|
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|KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
|
+
|Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
 +
|-
 +
|Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu!
 +
|With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!
 
|-
 
|-
|
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|<br>
Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru
 
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
 
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan
 
|
 
 
|-
 
|-
|
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|Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru
|
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|Because there are only two round eyeballs,
 
|-
 
|-
|
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|Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
 
|The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
 
|The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Because there are only two round eyeballs,
 
There are three needles, it's as clear as mud
 
 
|-
 
|-
|
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|Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan
|
+
|There are three needles, it's as clear as mud
 +
|-
 +
|<br>
 
|-
 
|-
 
|Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
 
|Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
Kooru heya no naka
+
|Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
Hin'yari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
 
Yukkuri shiteitte ne!
 
|
 
 
|-
 
|-
|
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|Kooru heya no naka
|
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|In the frozen-aired room
 
|-
 
|-
|
+
|Hin'yari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
|
+
|Without considering the temperature or time
 
|-
 
|-
|
+
|Yukkuri shiteitte ne!
|Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
+
|Take it easy!
In the frozen-aired room
+
|-
Without considering the temperature or time
+
|<br>
Take it easy!
+
|-
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|BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
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|IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
 
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|-
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|BAAKA BAAKA
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|IDIOT IDIOT
 
|-
 
|-
 
|BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
 
|BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Dakara, BAKA ja naitte itteru desho!
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|IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
 
Ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo!
 
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
 
Soshite, konagona ni natte chireba ii no yo!
 
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
 
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|-
 
|-
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|BAAKA BAAKA
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|IDIOT IDIOT
 
|-
 
|-
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|BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
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|IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
 
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|-
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|Mou BAKA de ii wa yo! Shiranaitsu!
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|Fine, call me an idiot! I don't care anymore!
 
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|-
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|BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
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|IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
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|}
  
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
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== Notes ==
I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I?
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* In 2017, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aW62jeSvu8 Cirno's Perfect Math Class: The ⑨ Anniversary Edition] by IOSYS ([https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Lyrics:_%E3%83%81%E3%83%AB%E3%83%8E%E3%81%AE%E3%83%91%E3%83%BC%E3%83%95%E3%82%A7%E3%82%AF%E3%83%88%E3%81%95%E3%82%93%E3%81%99%E3%81%86%E6%95%99%E5%AE%A4_%E2%91%A8%E5%91%A8%E5%B9%B4%E3%83%90%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B8%E3%83%A7%E3%83%B3 lyrics]) was released.
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
 
Give it a rest or I'll freeze you!
 
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
 
Then you can shatter into little pieces![1]
 
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
 
 
 
Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta
 
Eientei no Eirin ga benshou shi ni kimashita yo
 
Shiranpuri no itazura Tewi Kekkyoku baishoukingaku ikura?
 
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en
 
Naze nara naze nara sore wa
 
Sonna tsubo aru wake nai
 
 
 
 
At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase
 
Eientei's Eirin came to reimburse her
 
The prankster Tewi feigns ignorance; what is the final amount of compensation?
 
The answer is, the answer is, zero yen, zero yen,
 
That's because, that's because
 
There's no way that vase exists
 
 
 
Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai no shinri ga aru
 
Himitsu no suuji mezashite ichi, ni, kyuu!
 
 
 
 
The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense
 
Aiming for the secret digit, 1, 2, 9!
 
 
 
HERAHERA niyake nagara GERAGERA warai nagara
 
Uzzaa Inaba usagi kawaige mo nai no ni
 
Shinzan no chuu domo wa HOI HOI HOI
 
 
 
 
Laughing foolishly, laughing loud
 
Inaba, annoying rabbit, though she's loveless
 
Brings in immature newcomers handily, handily, handily
 
 
 
Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante
 
Dou yuu koto na no yo Dochira ka tte yuu nara
 
SAABAA kanri mo otsukare-san te toko ne!
 
 
 
 
They watch it 1000000 times, what ignorant fools!
 
What is this about?! I may as well say
 
Good job, server management!
 
 
 
Wakatta, atai ga amari ni mo tensai dakara
 
Shitto shiterun deshou?
 
HONTO shou ga nai wa ne~
 
Sekkaku dakara atai no tensai no hiketsu wo
 
Chotto dake oshiete agete mo ii wa yo?
 
 
 
 
I got it! Because I'm such a genius,
 
You're jealous, aren't you?
 
You're really just too much~
 
Since you really want me to, I'll teach you
 
a little of the secret to my genius, okay?
 
 
 
Arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru
 
Arayuru arayuru eichi wo
 
Atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo
 
Atai no atai no atai no atai no
 
Atai no atai no joubu na
 
Atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai
 
 
 
 
Every, every, every, every,
 
Every, every wisdom
 
Even if you gather, gather, gather, gather it
 
My, my, my, my,
 
My, my strong
 
Head, head, head, head can't be matched by you
 
 
 
Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi
 
Asameshi asameshi tabetara
 
Akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo hineru
 
Atai wa atai wa atai wa atai wa
 
Atai wa atai wa kanpeki
 
Iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru PAAFEKUTO
 
 
 
 
Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast,
 
Breakfast, breakfast, after that I
 
Twist, twist, twist, twist,twist, twist a baby's hand
 
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
 
I'm, I'm flawless
 
What is called, what is called, what is called, what is called perfect
 
 
 
Hyaku oku chou man BACCHIRII!
 
 
 
 
One-hundred billion trillion thousand good!
 
 
 
Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
 
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
 
Genki ga areba nandemo ichI, ni, kyuu!
 
 
 
 
There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
 
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
 
With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9
 
 
 
Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru
 
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
 
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan
 
 
 
 
The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
 
Because there are only two round eyeballs,
 
There are three needles, it's as clear as mud
 
 
 
Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
 
Kooru heya no naka
 
Hin'yari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
 
Yukkuri shite itte ne!
 
 
 
 
Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
 
In the frozen-aired room
 
Without considering the temperature or time
 
Take it easy!
 
  
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
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== Source ==
BAAKA BAAKA!
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* Lyrics from [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Lyrics:_%E3%83%81%E3%83%AB%E3%83%8E%E3%81%AE%E3%83%91%E3%83%BC%E3%83%95%E3%82%A7%E3%82%AF%E3%83%88%E3%81%95%E3%82%93%E3%81%99%E3%81%86%E6%95%99%E5%AE%A4 Touhou Wiki]
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
 
BAAKA BAAKA!
 
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
 
Mou BAKA de ii wa yo! Shiranaitsu!
 
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
 
 
  
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
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[[Category:Songs]] [[Category:Touhou]] [[Category:Cover Songs]]
IDIOT IDIOT!
 
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
 
IDIOT IDIOT!
 
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
 
Fine, call me an idiot! I don't care anymore!
 
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
 

Latest revision as of 20:54, 31 August 2023

Kanji "チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室"
Romaji "Chiruno no Paafekuto Sansuu Kyoushitsu"
English "Cirno's Perfect Math Class"
Original Artist ZUN (arranged by IOSYS)
Source Touhou Project BGM (arranged by IOSYS)
Original Video URL http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5054636


Medleys that use this song

Lyrics

Minna! CHIRUNO no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo! Everybody! It's the beginning of Cirno's math class!
Atai mitai na tensai mezashite, ganbatte itte ne! To become a genius like me, do your best!

KIRAKIRA DAIAMONDO Kagayaku hoshi no you ni A sparkling diamond, like a shining star
Eikou Shiboukou nantoka shite hairou Glory, my preferred school, I'll get in somehow
Tensai Shuusai TOPPU mezashite GO GO!! Genius, prodigy, aim for the top, GO GO!!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon! Wait, no, I'm not an idiot!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
BAKAtte iu hou ga BAKA na no yo! The one saying idiot is the idiot!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Nani yo, urusai wa ne! Kono BAKA! What, how annoying! You idiot!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

Koumakan kara BASU ga dete Hajime ni sannin norimashita A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start
Hakugyokurou de hitori orite Hanjin dake norimashita At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded
Yakumo-san chi de futari orite Kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da? At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people
Naze nara naze nara sore wa That's because, that's because,
Gensokyo ni BASU nai There are no buses in Gensokyo!

Yama ochi imi nado nai wa There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu! With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!

Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru Because there are only two round eyeballs,
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan There are three needles, it's as clear as mud

Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
Kooru heya no naka In the frozen-aired room
Hin'yari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu Without considering the temperature or time
Yukkuri shiteitte ne! Take it easy!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Dakara, BAKA ja naitte itteru desho! I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I?
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo! Give it a rest or I'll freeze you!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Soshite, konagona ni natte chireba ii no yo! Then you can shatter into little pieces!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase
Eientei no Eirin ga benshou shi ni kimashita yo Eientei's Eirin came to reimburse her
Shiranpuri no itazura Tewi Kekkyoku The prankster Tewi feigns ignorance; what is the final
baishoukingaku ikura? amount of compensation?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en The answer is, the answer is, zero yen, zero yen,
Naze nara naze nara sore wa That's because, that's because
Sonna tsubo aru wake nai There's no way that vase exists

Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai no shinri ga aru The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense
Himitsu no suuji mezashite ichi, ni, kyuu! Aiming for the secret digit, 1, 2, 9!

HERAHERA niyake nagara GERAGERA warai nagara Laughing foolishly, laughing loud
Uzzaa Inaba usagi kawaige mo nai no ni Inaba, annoying rabbit, though she's loveless
Shinzan no chuu domo wa HOI HOI HOI Brings in immature newcomers handily, handily, handily

Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante They watch it 1000000 times, what ignorant fools!
Dou yuu koto na no yo Dochira ka tte yuu nara What is this about?! I may as well say
SAABAA kanri mo otsukare-san te toko ne! Good job, server management!

Wakatta, atai ga amari ni mo tensai dakara I got it! Because I'm such a genius,
Shitto shiterun deshou? You're jealous, aren't you?
HONTO shou ga nai wa ne~ You're really just too much~
Sekkaku dakara atai no tensai no hiketsu wo Since you really want me to, I'll teach you
Chotto dake oshiete agete mo ii wa yo? a little of the secret to my genius, okay?
Arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru Every, every, every, every,
Arayuru arayuru eichi wo Every, every wisdom
Atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo Even if you gather, gather, gather, gather it
Atai no atai no atai no atai no My, my, my, my,
Atai no atai no joubu na My, my strong
Atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai Head, head, head, head can't be matched by you

Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast,
Asameshi asameshi tabetara Breakfast, breakfast, after that I
Akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo hineru Twist, twist, twist, twist,twist, twist a baby's hand
Atai wa atai wa atai wa atai wa I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
Atai wa atai wa kanpeki I'm, I'm flawless
Iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru PAAFEKUTO What is called, what is called, what is called, what is called perfect!

Hyaku oku chou man BACCHIRII! One-hundred billion trillion thousand good!

Yama ochi imi nado nai wa There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu! With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!

Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru Because there are only two round eyeballs,
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan There are three needles, it's as clear as mud

Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
Kooru heya no naka In the frozen-aired room
Hin'yari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu Without considering the temperature or time
Yukkuri shiteitte ne! Take it easy!

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Mou BAKA de ii wa yo! Shiranaitsu! Fine, call me an idiot! I don't care anymore!
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