Zhushu Zhushu Shu

Kanji	竹鼠煮熟术
Romaji	Zhu Shu Zhu Shu Shu
English	Bamboo Rat Well-Done Skill
Original Artist	乌龟Sui
Source	Vocaloid (Luo Tianyi) song by 米库喵P
Original Video URL	https://www.bilibili.com/video/av3905462

Medleys that use this song

• Bilibili's 10th anniversary

Lyrics

Chinese	Pinyin
每天醒来　先检查自己身材	meitian xing lai xian jiancha ziji shencai
太胖太瘦都不能被看出来	tai pang tai shou dou buneng bei kan chulai
记得要乖　千万别互相伤害	jide yao guai qian wan bie huxiang shanghai
打架受伤被发现就得狗带	dajia shoushang bei fa xian jiu de gou dai
真奇怪　好羡慕隔壁小白	zhen qiguai hao xianmu gebi xiao bai
怎么我就总会被兄弟俩　安排	zenme wo jiu zong hui bei xiongdi lia anpai
煮烤煎炸　偶尔还做个叫花	zhu kao jian zha ou'er hai zuo ge jiao hua
吃鸡也不错　不如了解一下	chi ji ye bucuo burule jie yixia
打架受伤啦　来不及救啦	dajia shoushang la laibuji jiu la
说这话的　你良心不会痛吗	shuo zhe hua de ni liangxin bu hui tong ma
吃的太多啦　快养不起啦	chi de tai duo la kuai yang bu qi la
确认过眼神　是你饿啦	querenguo yanshen shi ni e la
麻烦你啦　擦下口水吧	máfan nǐ la ca xia koushui ba
这只竹鼠长那么大　最喜欢吃吃得又多	zhe zhi zhu shu zhang name da zui xihuan chi chi de you duo
人家都没他长得快　还不如把它做成	renjia dou mei ta zhang de kuai hai buru ba ta zuo cheng
烤竹鼠　闷竹鼠　红烧鼠　叫花鼠　花菇炖鼠	kao zhu shu men zhu shu hongshao shu jiao hua shu hua gu dun shu
中暑淋雨　再这样下去的话　肯定吃不消的	zhongshu lin yu zai zheyang xiaqu dehua kending chibuxiao de
你看这只公鼠本来是一公一母	ni kan zhe zhi gong shu benlai shi yi gong yi mu
那个母的下崽了下崽了	nage mu de xia zaile xia zaile'
它　三天都没吃现在都瘦了　还不如加点	ta san tian du mei chi xianzai dou shoule hai buru jiadian
生姜　八角　生抽　白酒　嫩竹子　大蒜　孜然　鸭子	shengjiang bajiao sheng chou baijiu nen zhuzi dasuan zi ran yazi
想吃个竹鼠都有点难啊	xiang chi ge zhu shu dou youdian nan a
真奇怪　好羡慕隔壁小白	zhen qiguai hao xianmu gebi xiao bai
怎么我就总会被兄弟俩　安排	zenme wo jiu zong hui bei xiongdi lia anpai
煮烤煎炸　偶尔还做个叫花	zhu kao jian zha ou'er hai zuo ge jiao hua
吃鸡也不错　不如了解一下	chi ji ye bucuo burule jie yixia
中暑软趴趴　忧郁症瘦啦	zhongshu ruan pa pa youyu zheng shou la
看不出的　内伤你认真　的吗	kan bu chu de neishang ni renzhen de ma
难得没病啊　你却失望啦	nande mei bing a ni que shiwang la
反正理由　现编就好啦	fanzheng liyou xian bian jiu hao la
啊？想到啦？！随便你了啦！	a? Xiǎngdào la?! suibian nile la!

Source

• Lyrics taken from https://vocaloid.fandom.com/