Flat and Smooth

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Kanji "つるぺったん"
Romaji "Tsurupettan"
English "Flat and Smooth"
Original Artist Silver Forest
Source Touhou Project BGM (arranged by Silver Forest)
Original Video URL sm183036


Medleys that use this song

Lyrics

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan Flat, flat, flat-chested

Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo STALKING!! (STALKING!!) Today I'll sneakily hide in the trees again and keep stalking Reimu!! (Stalking!!)
Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui I'll wait and steal some of the bean buns and sacred wines from the offerings
Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou The little girl who throws parties every three days is actually a really heavy drinker
Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru? She sticks out her arms when she runs, is she going for the cute look?

Hito no yo ni (akuryou taisan) This oni (evil spirit begone)
Umareshi oni wo (puyopuyo suru na-!) born into the world of humans (Don't turn all squishy!)
Yami ni e to (douman seiman) Will be buried (douman seiman)
Houmure ya (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, hai) In the darkness (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, yeah!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (madamada ikuo!) Flat, flat, flat-chested (There's still more to go!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's Go!) Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's Go!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, harupittan Flat, flat, harupittan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai) Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)

Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo Little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl
Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo (Tsurupeta tte iu naa!)) Little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl (Don't call me smooth-and-flat-chested!)
Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika
Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika (Stalker tte iu naa!) Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika (Don't call me a stalker!)

Kyou mo haigo ni ashioto hitahita Oyashiro-sama ga STALKING!! (STALKING!!) I can hear footsteps coming up behind me again today, Oyashiro-sama is stalking!! (Stalking!!)
Tatari ni shissou, ikenie, goumon, oni kakushi tte tsumamigui? Curses, dissapearances, sacrifices, torture, demoning away, and sneak-eating?

Hito no yo ni (akuryou taisan) This oni (evil spirit begone)
Umareshi oni wo (puyopuyo suru na-!) Born into the world of humans (Don't turn all squishy!)
Yami ni e to (douman seiman) Will be buried (douman seiman)
Houmure ya (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, hai) In the darkness (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, yeah!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (madamada ikuo~) Flat, flat, flat-chested (There's still more to go!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's Go!) Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's Go!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, harupittan Flat, flat, harupittan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai) Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)

Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo Little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl
Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo (Tsurupeta tte iu naa!)) Little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl (Don't call me smooth-and-flat-chested!)
Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika
Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika (Stalker tte iu naa!) Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika (Don't call me a stalker!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's go!) Flat, flat, flat-chested (Lets go!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Pettan, pettan, harupittan Flat, flat, harupittan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai) Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)

Notes

  • "Mojipittan" is a Japanese word puzzle video game
  • "Harupittan" refers to a Hare Hare Yukai / Mojipittan crossover video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaBnKrmuOWM)
  • The bridge ("Hito no yo ni~") is to the music of the bridge from Let's Go! Onmyouji. "Akuryou taisan" and "douman seiman" are from Let's Go! Onmyouji neta ("Puyopuyo suru na!" (Don't turn all squishy!) is a common mishearing of one of Hikomaro's lines during his speech in the middle)
  • The "Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo" fragment sounds a lot like the infamous "tasukete Eirin!" part of Help me, ERINNNNNN!!, whereas "Tsurupeta tte iu naa" is most likely a reference to the flash video for Kanbu de Tomatte Sugu Tokete ~ Kyouki no Udongein.
  • The chorus is roughly the same as the chorus of the theme song from Mojipittan
  • "Tokachi tsukuchite" is a Nicovideo IDOLM@STER-related meme involving a misheard lyric ("tokashi tsukushite") in the Futami Ami song "Agent Yoru o Yuku".
  • "Oyashiro-sama" and "Onikakushi" are terms from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, which also features most of the other things mentioned in those two lines.
  • Miko Miko Reimu is most likely a nod to 'Miko Miko Nurse'
  • The translation of the title, DFC is an abbreviation of Delicious Flat Chest - a meme describing girls with flat chest, though it can be used to refer to lolis (some may say otherwise).

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